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Maybe I have been dreaming the past couple years. It's not going to end any time soon. I should stop trying to find something real, stop being so hard on myself. I've been through more than I give myself credit for, even if it's nothing compared to a lot of other people. It's time I stopped trying to wake up and started relaxing and enjoying it.

Mayonnaise is alright. It does have a unique taste and I can see how some people love it and some people hate it, but to me, it's just alright. If I have to eat it, I'll be fine. It definitely changes the taste of whatever it's on, but overall the taste quality is about the same.

But mayonnaise is also dreadfully bad for you. You're eating pure fat, after all.

Therefore, reasonably, I have more of a reason to avoid mayonnaise than consume it. As I explain to people, the taste/unhealthiness ratio isn't high enough to warrant having it. I can avoid it safely.

If you do something that could have negative consequences, think first about how much you're going to like it. If you've determined that you simply don't enjoy mayonnaise enough to gain a few pounds, scrape it off the burger. Don't allow waste to set in for its own sake.